Do you have a name? Mine is really easy to remember.
This is weird. slightly.
If you're a random dude on omeagle.com I'll just tell you "i have a fat cat" as an opening sentence. If you respond and still wait for my reaction, i'll tell you that i've lied. I actually have a dog.
Can i find out more about you first before i talk about myself?
i eat SOIL
& i spell my name as SHOY
& i look good in ALUMINIUM FOIL.
i treat lovers as my TOYS
& i flirt with girls* and BOYS
& my next target's ---
cause i am JOY