| 8:11 AMhuimin sent me this! haha ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. O.O" gomeh! later all my friends kena malnutrition ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM nonono! that would be weird! like you're some orphaned puppy or smth. Aunty/Uncle can!(: even though they feel old. HOHOs(: ~ FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' later you also go to jail ah! ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you no! i'll feel guilty that my sadness is contagious! ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours omg! guilty guilty SO guilty. ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you msn helps(: ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you yay! you start exercising your knee muscle, & i'll get you a knee guard!(: ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' later i changing how? want die ah! scarely my BROTHER changing! then you'll hear a scream in so high an octave that would leave you eternally traumatised. huh! ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life i was going to suggest dying with me. but no, i want you to live longer & tell the younger generations the great deeds of a macnificent person you once knew(: haha. and i'll tell all the people i meet in heaven/hell about you too!(: ~ FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you! -.-" chaochao. childish. ~ If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it. O.O zai!
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