hollerback@you

| 8:11 AM

huimin sent me this! haha
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
O.O" gomeh! later all my friends kena malnutrition
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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
nonono! that would be weird! like you're some orphaned puppy or smth.
Aunty/Uncle can!(: even though they feel old. HOHOs(:
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FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
later you also go to jail ah!
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
no! i'll feel guilty that my sadness is contagious!
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FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
omg! guilty guilty SO guilty.
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FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
msn helps(:
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FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
yay! you start exercising your knee muscle, & i'll get you a knee guard!(:
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FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
later i changing how? want die ah! scarely my BROTHER changing!
then you'll hear a scream in so high an octave that would leave you eternally traumatised. huh!
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FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
i was going to suggest dying with me. but no, i want you to live longer & tell the younger generations the great deeds of a macnificent person you once knew(:
haha. and i'll tell all the people i meet in heaven/hell about you too!(:
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FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you!
-.-" chaochao. childish.
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If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
O.O zai!


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    i eat SOIL
    & i spell my name as SHOY
    & i look good in ALUMINIUM FOIL.
    i treat lovers as my TOYS
    & i flirt with girls* and BOYS
    & my next target's ---
    cause i am JOY

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