omg la. its like i grew up listening to his HELLO MATE and corny jokes. but oh man, accidents ARE BRUTAL MATE... i think it was kinda fated. stingray peirced a bard DIRECTLY into his heart.
i eat SOIL
& i spell my name as SHOY
& i look good in ALUMINIUM FOIL.
i treat lovers as my TOYS
& i flirt with girls* and BOYS
& my next target's ---
cause i am JOY